I bet he comes in French.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Randomize
