i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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