spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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