we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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