i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
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I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
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I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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