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So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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