Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
