Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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