I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
These tits shall not be calmed
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