Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
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