dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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