I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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