I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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