can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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