YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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