shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
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Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
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I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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