If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
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Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
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Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
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