wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
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I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
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Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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