I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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