I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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