You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
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If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
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Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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