So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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