are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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