It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
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Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.