Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
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After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
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note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon