it's great music for shaving your balls
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
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I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
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Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
You just missed an honest to god bukkake