My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
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you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
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you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.