O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
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why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
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facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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