have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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