He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
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You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
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well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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