found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
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Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
Naked Twister starts at high noon
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This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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