absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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