i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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