Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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