was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
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They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
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And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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