Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
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You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
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tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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