I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Couch. On fire.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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