Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
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But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
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I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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