I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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