So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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