all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
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Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
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I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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