I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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