There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
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Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
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So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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