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i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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