as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
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I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
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May the power of my ass compel you!!
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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