I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
what is it with giant penises always finding me
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
