Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
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