Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
When did angry sex become our thing?
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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