You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
