he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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