I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I just blew my weed a kiss
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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