Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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