i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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