Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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