awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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