i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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