if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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