belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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