im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
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I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
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you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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