When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
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I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
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I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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